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A closed mind is a good thing to lose.
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A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood. (Chinese
proverb)
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A college professor asked his class a question. If Philadelphia is 100
miles from New York and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia and
Los Angles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I.
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One student in the back of the class raised his hand and when called
upon said “Professor your 44..”
The Professor said “you’re absolutely correct, but tell me how did you
arrive at the answer so quickly?”
The student said. “You see professor I have a brother, he’s 22 and
he’s half nuts.”
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A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but
as a group decide that nothing can be done.
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A compliment is a statement of an agreeable truth; flattery is the
statement of an agreeable untruth. (Sir John A. MacDonald)
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A computer beat me at chess once.
But, it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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A computer is almost human – except that it does not blame its
mistakes on another computer.
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick
boxing.
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A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
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A conference is a gathering of important people who individually can’t
do anything but together can decide that nothing can be done.

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Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job
WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
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If you can stay calm, while all around you are in chaos …then you
probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness of the
situation.
If at first you don’t succeed, try management.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
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TEAMWORK…means never having to take all the blame yourself.
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We waste time, so you don’t have to.
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
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Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent
slacker.
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A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
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Succeed in spite of management.
Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
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Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.